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All About That Buttercup ...
I've counted to infinity -- twice. Dear Abby called me when she needed advice. I'm living voyeuristically through myself. My dog named himself Lucky.
I am ... the most interesting lesbian in the world!
When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother, "What will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?" And here's what she said to me, "Can't you see I'm trying to watch my stories? I can't hear a thing with you squawking and prancing around over there. Take $10 out of my purse and go get me some cigarettes and a Fresca. And I want my change this time!"
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